Ah Cyberspace, you fooled me so.

I was on the computer (well still am) and found myself wondering whether I had a second keyboard mouse tucked away somewhere in case I needed it.
So I pulled up my desktop Finder window and right before typing in "computer mouse" in the search box I realized I was trying to do a file search on an object that may or may not exist in the reality that is my basement.
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Time to get off the computer I'd say.