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More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

I actually get asked at the market if I have a little Asian woman or Indian child doing my weaving for me.
It's of course a joke to them, but the fact that it even exists as a joke is because its true often enough with today's market.

The True Power of Democractic Politcal Positions?

Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions

If Dictatorships were generally more compassionate, would the world actually get more humanitarian efforts accomplished?

Media Pandemic

The only thing traveling faster than the virus is the news in the media about the virus, which is of course how it should be, but it's getting tiresome.
You did your job. You notified people. Now find something else to report before you create hypochondriacs out of otherwise normal healthy people.

Foreign words to live by...

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Who knew Bangkok was so advanced?

I was pretty lost until I realized I had all the time in the world to figure out the Bangkok street system. Now I will enjoy much fun.

photo source: engrishfunny.com

Sneaky Oak Tree

My neighbors oak must have left one of its kids in a pot in my backyard last fall.
I think I'll keep it.

Thank you Earth,

Thank you for everything Earth, without you I would be ... nothing . . . in Space.

I'm sorry for all the things your bipedal children do to you. Through guidance, good grace and massive changes in the responsibilities and ethics of big corporations as well as each and everyone of us, we can hopefully make it up to you in some small way.

Happy Earth Day!